Hire eD! Thomas

Maybe you’ve visited my blog or Tumblr or Twitter and said to yourself, “Hey! I like the cut of this guy’s jib! I wish he would write for my totally stupendous website/publication/fast food menu!”

Well, I’m here to tell you I’m totally for sale. You must be sooooo stoked.

Perhaps you’re wondering what I sound like when I’m trying to sound even the slightest bit professional. You’ll be jazzed to know that I have some writing samples (published by CBS, no less!) for you to check out. They slant toward the nerdy side, but so do I, so it works.

The Wii’s So Fun, It’s A Spectator Sport (U-Wire.com – 3/2007)
Spider-Man 3 Great… If You Don’t Expect Greatness (U-Wire.com – 5/2007)
Wizard World Convention Brings Geek-A-Palooza To Philly (U-Wire.com – 6/2007)
Fans Get Word Of New Titles At Wizard World Convention (U-Wire.com – 7/2007)

If you’d like me to work for you, you can feel free to drop me a line at ed[at]theedthomas[dot]com. You may be thinking to yourself, “There’s no way that I can afford such a talented, handsome, wonderful, humble guy! Maybe I’m just not good enough for him!” You probably are. Email me.