eD! Thomas The Semi-Coherent Rantings Of A Future Pop-Culture Footnote And Ambassador Of Awesome

How Could No One Tell Me This?

Sometimes things get in the way of me doing things that I want to do. Like, sometimes, I want to write a post, but I have to, like, clip my toenails or someone dies or I decide I want a baked potato or a spelling bee is on.

But today, I discovered something that forced me to give up clipping my toenails or desiring a baked potato... Something so shocking that I had to stop all else and give you an update. That thing? It's Girl Scout Cookie season. And I know no Girl Scouts to get me that which I desire, which is a box of shortbread trefoils. Or twelve boxes, depending on how much each box costs.

Now, sure, I could just go to GirlScoutCookies.org and find out when they're doing a sale near me. Sure, I could be a rational, reasonable human being and do this in a normal fashion.

Or I could go on a quest to find the cookies that I require.

Yeah, that option sounds like it would be more fun and could lead to a movie deal. Let's go with that one. Epic quest, away!